Final+Draft

Here is the final draft of my Stream of Consciousness:

One Hour Online I don’t wanna do my homework! She is always yelling at me to do my homework, get good grades, don’t go on Facebook…I DON’T CARE! Why do moms have to be so demanding? Why cant they leave you alone? Homecoming is like only three weeks away how can I not have a dress. Everyone has a dress by now, another reason why my mom sucks. Ugh. Forever 21 has so many cute dresses. Mom would never let me buy any of them, according to her I have to wear “lady like dresses.” What does that even mean? Are some dresses manly? She is like so weird. Ah, this is so cute and “lady like” and perfect! I look so good in yellow anyways; it makes my hair look great. I would look so much better in this dress than that stupid skinny model. Why are models always so skinny, no one actually looks like that? We know they digitally retouch you, so why even pretend? So…if Pat is wearing a black shirt I so should not wear a yellow dress, we would look like a bumble bee. He needs to wear something else. What would people think? Our pictures would look awful. Pat better be on AIM chat. Good he is online! He should be online, we are dating. What if I came online and he wasn’t here. He better IM me first, I should not have to IM him. He is the man in the relationship after all. I am so glad I found a real man, not like those stupid band geeks Allison dates. They are so small and skinny and they look like 8th graders. Oh good he IMed me first. I hate when people start with “what’s up.” I’ll tell him every time he IMs me to start with “how are you” that is so much more gentleman like than “whats up.” Ugh, blah blah blah your day was awful, I don’t care. Cool, your sister is sick, its not like she died or anything. I don’t have time for this, he should probably wear a white shirt with a yellow tie. White and yellow go well together. Ew, he better not get sweat marks or anything that would ruin the pictures. This is my first homecoming and its gonna be great! Fantastic, he is telling his mom what to buy him. Finally, I am so sick of talking to him. How do I only have 20 minutes left online? Mom is like so irrational about this whole internet thing, I’ll bet its all in her stupid plan to ruin my life. She is always sucking the fun out of everything. Ohh, I’ll bet Jen has some crazy pictures up from last Homecoming on Facebook. It would probably be a good idea to start my homework; morning practice is going to stink if I am tired. Okay so Jen’s profile... where did it go? Did she de-friend me? Like Seriously? Ugh, whatever. OH MY GOD, Helen’s profile picture is the most appalling thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Who makes their picture David Hasselhoff posing naked with a pillow over his junk? Why do people put pictures of other people on their profiles… weird. Gilles is excited for Jackass in 3D. I didn’t even know they made a Jackass 1, or two for that matter. How much stupid stuff can they do and have it still be funny? I guess guys are easily amused and think anything is funny. Oh he changed his status…Gilles is now excited to kick some freshmen butt on Saturday. Ew, we have to swim on Saturday. Why did I choose swimming? I remember when swimming used to be fun and we used to pretend to be mermaids and live in a castle underwater. Those were the days. I cant believe Heidi is taking the GRE, I do not think she could test her way out of a paper bag. That is mean,I shouldn’t say that. I guess I should say she is not the brightest crayon in the box. She actually may not even be a full sized crayon; she is probably one of the broken ones. That was also mean. Anyways, I wonder why Elisa and Tyler broke up. They were like gonna get married. Marriage probably is not real anymore. No one stays married anymore because its all about money and not loving people. I hope whoever I marry we are in love. Ahh man, its already been like twenty minutes. I feel like Facebook eats away life one minute at a time. Oh well, I guess Sabrina finally had her baby…